Poor Ole Tom Lyrics

I saw a friend just the other day He didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked insane He couldn't talk because his tongue Was inflamed And then he tried to run away Fr...Read Full Lyrics

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It Was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time Destiny crept. The planets aligned-- Flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms No longer--No lo...Read Full Lyrics

Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick of Christ, Hitler's b...Read Full Lyrics

Rock 'n Roll Never Felt So Good By Gwar I met her at a donkey show Off the America Must Be Destroyed album Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo She was minutes past 13 Reading "Nugget" ma...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the fucking microwave! We're on this planet and we're running a muck, I should give a shit but I don...Read Full Lyrics

I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anti-christ Our s** went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for the man Saddam, Who...Read Full Lyrics

Rock and roll- dyn-o-mite!!! Party all day... Party all night!!! Hey there girl - do you like my big dick? Hey there baby - suck it till it gets real thick! Rock and roll party to...Read Full Lyrics

He was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots And the riding crop In Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life For k...Read Full Lyrics

[Sang by Sexecutioner] Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless It is toppled with limitless s**? Bring out the limitless s**-object and allow me, Sexecu...Read Full Lyrics