Portapotty Lyrics

I am the man when it comes toLoving you that's what I doYou are the apple of my eyeThe kiwi and the apricotWe rock all night and sleep all dayAnd then we drive the other wayI am th...Read Full Lyrics

There's a line in the skyIts jet exhaustIts moccasin looking straight cloudAnd if you turn your head sidewaysIt can look like a distant twisterComing to swing a cowA quarter mileIn...Read Full Lyrics

Yo no hablo espanolMuy, muy penquenaNo se que pasaDonde esta mi amiga?Adios, uno dos, tres y cuatroEntrada y bailar, y San Louis ObismoY San Francisco, Orlando, San AntonioOntario,...Read Full Lyrics

On the last naked day of winterOn the eve of a fateful thawI was imprisoned in frozen piecesOf heart-broken lawsThen down fell an angel renegadeHer halo read "Morning Star"Wounded ...Read Full Lyrics

Walking in my running shoesArms flailing on a winter beachThe calmness of the off seasonDog is freaking out of reachUnleashed insanityWith ears all a flappin'Disregard for the upti...Read Full Lyrics

(The price is wrong, bitch)Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hourWhere is the remote, no time for the manual powerI put that name tag over the heartOn the shirt, that sa...Read Full Lyrics

Met an old lady in CarlsbadWho got bit on the ankle by a spiderIt swelled on up to about the size of her kneeShe was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavyHavi...Read Full Lyrics

Do you realizeThat we are surroundedBy an infinite armyOf laser toting maritiansThey're herding us like sheepAnd one by oneThey will zap us all to dustMaybe that's what needs to ha...Read Full Lyrics

Rusted wingspanFrustrated throwerBasting on the tarmacCould we move any slowerSeaTac to DullesRichmond to RenoSmooth ride rentalNo time for Keno*I can see through the cloudsRight t...Read Full Lyrics

Some may sayYou are what you eatIf that is trueThen I am youAnd you could be me If you wanted toBut I am not a cannibalI am not unloveableI am not unthinkableBut I'll have you sunn...Read Full Lyrics