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Captain MorganOld Puerto Rican Spiced RumThe Pirate and CokeThe Pirate and GingerThe Pirate and SpriteThe Pirate all night!...Read Full Lyrics

High stick, tripping, referree screams penaltyCross-check, your best hit, now it seems you have to sitBrake away, you drag him down, start the roar of the crowdPunch him hard, unge...Read Full Lyrics

He shoots! He scores!Another goal for the home teamHe skates! He fakes!Another goal for the home teamThe pass! A blast!Another goal for the home teamHe drives! Shoots high!Another ...Read Full Lyrics

Seasons over and you know I can't wait for theColiseum to openSeasons long but the play-offs make it worth theTime I spent watchinCuz I'm a hockey....Cuz I'm a hockey junkie"I Want...Read Full Lyrics

Fast Car!I gotta a four barrelDual exhaustQuadrijets with the glass packs offI gotta race the GTO400 Big Block Wheelie barLets goFast Car!I gotta a fast carAnd its coming for youA ...Read Full Lyrics

You high stick me, I'll high stick you!You cross-check me, I'll cross-check you!We're going to the gameGot hockey on my brainWhen you skate with meYour skating with the 2 man!...Read Full Lyrics

Walked into a barWith my friend HarryUndid his pantsAnd he showed his LarryWhen he went and laid it on the barThe bartender said "take it to your car"Oh HarryBut there was this gir...Read Full Lyrics

Coach says you gotta make me proudOne day you'll skate before the crowdSkate hard, skate tough and make me proudTonight I sleep(Chorus) - And I had a dream about hockeyAnd I tossed...Read Full Lyrics

Lifes a bitch without no beer so buy enoughTo last all year, fill the fridge and coolers tooNever run low on icy brew!Lifes a bitch without no beer so I drink itTheres enough to ma...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care what you doAnd I don't really care about who you screwAnd I don't know what to doWhen I drink I think of youAnd I, don't care about you....1-2, 1-2 FUCK YOU!And I don'...Read Full Lyrics