Porta-Potty Man Lyrics

Watching Dawn of the Dead while I stand on my head, ooh Think you're down in the dumps, wait till dead person jumps on you When a zombie picks you up and smashes open your head you...Read Full Lyrics

Is it safe to drink the rainwater? Hold your mouth below a drain on a rainy day. It looks like plain water. Is it safe to drink the rainwater? And if collected in a jug, Boiled, a...Read Full Lyrics

On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss And the lights go down across the seaside village I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad And then it's time to loot...Read Full Lyrics

There lived a merchant in the days of old Who is remembered for the things he sold. No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold. So I'm told, so I'm told. He made a most delicious pu...Read Full Lyrics

Samuel and Rosella Both were 82 years old Sharing an umbrella Slowly down the street they strolled And all around the world was changing In a manner of ways ranging From dialect t...Read Full Lyrics

Miraculous in it's own way Borrowing time from space The color scheme is familiar Maybe it's painted that way A shadow dances in your memory It happens while you sleep Do you reme...Read Full Lyrics

Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace. Gone baddy, running from the county police. Well, I hope you get well soon. Why, baby, did you have to do that? Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman...Read Full Lyrics

I made you these construction paper dolls, Connected by the hands with tiny little faces, And now I'll hang them on the walls So you can see the people filling up the spaces. I th...Read Full Lyrics

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey. You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be, But no one's t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just walking along, Stuck in a song, Whistling thusly. Stereotypical life: Kids and a wife, Three of them plus me. Neil's inspiration is thin. Thin as a pin. There isn't much ...Read Full Lyrics