Just show me the venue
When I'm on the menu
It's personalized
The life of the party
I'm like Billy Barty
But regular sized
I guess I should explain:
Your guests will go insane for ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I'm steve, and I'm ed,
And we're barenaked ladies
You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "beep, beep"
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Roadrunner roadrunner runs on ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes
I come from Canada
I came in first place in a nonexistent race
To rebuild the Parthenon
The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem
Where is this thing that I call heaven?
What is it doing here on earth?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Who is this looking up your skir...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
It couldn't happen to a better man
It wouldn't happen with a better plan
While we were napping someone else began
To rule the world with love
It didn't happen to us overnight
Just...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I stopped into a club
I thought I'd see a show
Everyone was there
At least everyone I know
Their knickers in a knot
Their hands upon their heart
The best they'd ever seen
The great...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be
Wearing someone else's shorts?
I've been around the block, at least on my bike
I was prepared for the news but not for
A full-scale ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Worked out that I probably made a mistake
For each thing I've done right
Just keeping it even at times
Seems to take every ounce of my might
I might've found gold instead of dust
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Everything's a lie
We're all gonna die
Before we say goodbye, let's attack
I admit it's bleak
But I give it a week
Until our friends the meek give it back
Is it true? Well it's t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
The credits roll, the camera pans
And in the mist our hero stands
He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer
An awkward pause, then what's my line?
There's nothing left to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies