Power Mustache Lyrics

Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland Taking orders from a very very bad man Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand I can waste him 'cause I never Never shook his hand Kil...Read Full Lyrics

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave. Fu...Read Full Lyrics

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my pants I'll Never change... I'm on fire tonight my pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I don't wanna change ...Read Full Lyrics

First you get in line. And then you're in the line. And then you wait in line. And then it's almost time. To get on to the ride Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! Get back in th...Read Full Lyrics

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to ha...Read Full Lyrics

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit an animal on hand outs from an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, unless I kick some ass or get t...Read Full Lyrics

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range. 18 years, I'm still p...Read Full Lyrics

Drowning in this toilet of shit they call lifeWork like hell at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hourNo one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking dieSo seize the day by the balls, and squeez...Read Full Lyrics