Precocious Young Miss Calloway Lyrics

Like a schmuck without a stringLike a king without a guillotineOr a fork without a finOr a chair without a brainA computer without glycerineLike a skeleton that dancesIn a coat of ...Read Full Lyrics

Dust covers the mirror, works and gearWhere are the drugs of yesteryear?I'm close to tears nowHuffing the years nowDid I ever tell you, long agoHow I met your mother,Horse and Char...Read Full Lyrics

To thine own self be trueIs only your point of viewBaloney, Polonius, for everyone but youBrevity is the soul of witBut stick with wit a little bitAnd then you might discover somet...Read Full Lyrics

What's the deal with screwing the teacher?Did you feel... feel you could reach herAnd touch her... thereShe has amazing... hairYou pushed up against herThere in the cornerCaught he...Read Full Lyrics

I like how you lookYour teeth all acrookThe ruffling fluff of your hairYou're putting on weightI think it looks greatYour gently fattening rearWe don't have to make childrenWhen we...Read Full Lyrics

The future will be everything you currently desireA realisation of the traits that humans most admireThe future will be Maori-Inca togas trimmed with goldThe future will be newspap...Read Full Lyrics

In my world of televisionAnd obscurityI eat a sandwichAnd drink a cup of teaI am floating on the riverOf no returnDying of cancerAgain and againI'd like to thank the entertainersFo...Read Full Lyrics

Why not believe ChristianityIf it helps you through the day?It's useless as a crucifixBrandished in a vampire's faceThis world is lugubriousAghast beneath a gibbous moonWaxing and ...Read Full Lyrics

Show me the key to pressTo undo this messErase the sky, the sunUndoing everyoneErase the house, erase the treeErase my memoryMake this useless process endAnd so begin againSo tell ...Read Full Lyrics

You'll get what I want in the end and give it to meI'll hold out for something better than realityLife's too short to spend with a friend who isn't really freeBut you'll get what I...Read Full Lyrics