President Pinocchio Lyrics

People can be so deceiving sometimes Feeding you lies that just eat you up inside We’re rotting like the mystery meat at the Chinese buffet line But now I’m crawling back to li...Read Full Lyrics

Obey the Lord of this magic mushroom kingdom Hey MarioYou're gonna fucking dieCome with me back in time, come with me back to 1989 Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole Two Ital...Read Full Lyrics

Confirmation is confirming your a mindless piece of shit Confession is tattle taling on the blessings that you give Baptism is the drowning of all the truth your planted with Commu...Read Full Lyrics

I never thought I'd miss youHalf as much as I doAnd I never thought I'd feel this wayThe way I feelAbout youAs soon as I wake upEvery night, every dayI know that it's you I needTo ...Read Full Lyrics

Twenty-five years somehow still alive I got the will but not the strength to die This gentle breeze makes me feel alright If I could just hold on to the way that I feel tonight Twe...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to the land of misery Welcome to the land of Sam’s Club Botox and Vaseline Welcome to the land of the onion bloom and Vidal Sassoon It’s ok if you wanna do drugs As lon...Read Full Lyrics

No Teletubby with a dildo on his head No Pee Wee Herman jerking off when Jambi says No purple dinosaur dancing with the Prozac kids No Eureeka’s Castle who gives a shit No more Z...Read Full Lyrics

Watashi nanimo shiranai furi shiteite ageru waNaite, kowarete, waratte...Mou tada shinu no wo matsu dake no koneko wo mitaHaisetsu kikan wa fusagaretarashiku daremo chikazukanaiHon...Read Full Lyrics

Bathing in flames The stink of burning flesh I shit my trousers what did you expect AHershey’s stream of pain peanuts and corn galore Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared...Read Full Lyrics

JadeTo spruce up the placeWhere the pants fell down, round my green naive faithAnd the whole office saw my paleFaith, righteous faithThat we'd forget the roles and rituals of our a...Read Full Lyrics