Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? Lyrics

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the hole Pig's Christ...Read Full Lyrics

Give back those dirty plungers The trumpet players can't bleed without them. The spinster mechanic is late to work No eat, no sleep, ect. Well what did you expect? Purple headed w...Read Full Lyrics

Transplant of a phantom limb seems like a good deal (Considering it's bribery) highway robbery Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints A scabby Achilles tendon f...Read Full Lyrics

Carpentry isn't overrated, but the human trash that builds larger examples of non-human garbage definitely run in the realm of expendability. suicide is not a vice, it's a virtue a...Read Full Lyrics

Want to stay young? Well abort now. Otherwise you'regoing to make A great dead cop. Bet you think you are going to change color Standing there on all four feet Getting licked like ...Read Full Lyrics

Care - I know you want to care Love - I know you really love That someone is waiting: the girl with the fairytale dream Touch - I know you gently touch Fear - you have no need to f...Read Full Lyrics

Avoid the hooplah - the lock groove is set. Avoid the hooplah - so place all your bets. Wounded insects eating their pets, Dumb down tall sects must cleat all debts. Face knew noth...Read Full Lyrics

Where are the flowers? Where are the bees? Where is the blossom that grows on the trees? Fruits of the summer ain't as ripe as they ought to be The grass in the park just ain't as ...Read Full Lyrics

You look older than you should. and that pretty face can go to hell. now you can own your own jim jones-style cult. sometimes werewolves look like little bunnies, and spawn plenty ...Read Full Lyrics

Passed down, tuned in, turned on, face down. Loose screws swallowed sometimes stick out. Stomach acid exceeding blood, Victory factory all tapped-out. Conveyor belt hobbies seldom ...Read Full Lyrics