Punk Polka Lyrics

Look at you! No wonder men won't touch you!Blinded by your hatred for the men of the worldBloated whales in flannel shirtsSo come on blame me for the ills of the worldGrubbing clam...Read Full Lyrics

Camel Jockeys SuckAnd I'll do what I canTo send their stinkin armpitsBack to IranDrivin cabs crazyThey're the ultimate dorksI wanna jab 'em in the eyesWith AIDS tainted pickle fork...Read Full Lyrics

You may not like us very muchwe don't care cuz we know you suckwe hate a lot of people and we hate a lot of stuffAnd if we're in the right place then we can't hate enough We whip i...Read Full Lyrics

Becoming a man, a joyous experiencesometime during adolescence, you will have a nightly emissionwhere semen comes from the penis. It's perfectly natural.So, if mommy tries to make ...Read Full Lyrics

Take, take a pictureTake a little timeTake my hand and whatever fits youTake my piece of mindNo need to dig through the dumpsterFor all the stuff we thought that you'd left behind(...Read Full Lyrics

Against the ocean I pressed myselfWaiting for an answer to be namedIn holy saltwater, tears and sweatAm I supposed to live againAnd ducking underI catch my breathHaul out the rotOp...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve been dreaming of things yet to come;Living, learning, watching, burning,Eyes on the sun.I’m leaving, gone yesterday;Brutal, laughing, fighting, fucking,A price I had to pa...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe one day we could come togetherThat would be good for you and it might be good for meBut in the meantime just watch me walk awayThere’s much too much at stake when love is t...Read Full Lyrics

Just got to the airport and I don't know where to go Can you show me the way to Humphrey terminal? Keep the kryptonite in your pocket, okay, bro Cause the doctor don't know why my ...Read Full Lyrics

I trippedYou fellWe were in our summer clothesDay drunkWeekendEverything was perfectThat summer sunmelts our eyesfrom our faceThat summer sunmelts our eyes awayCan't you see I'm fa...Read Full Lyrics