R.T.V. Lyrics

Read in the morning paper They're shooting up another satellite Experiment on the final frontier To create the ultimate beer Precious yeast spinning in orbit Unrestrained gravity f...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, liste, we're so sick of it Fire water is the devil's drink Don't want it, no more chugaloo Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk! Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some pep...Read Full Lyrics

[Written by tankard (Gutjahr/Zissel/Thorwarth/Geremia)] I, born into a circle I will lose not my way I give my best by trying I have a lot to say Searching! I'm trying! The fear ...Read Full Lyrics

Barbe! Help me please! Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me You want to see my private parts? Or see the girl that broke my heart? She's drilling me just to make your da...Read Full Lyrics

I came to party with a thirst of for beer A wanna drink, so give me one to me My body ashes and I need one now I'm gonna get drunk and beer is the key It set my brew down for one s...Read Full Lyrics

My skin is naked, my skin is virgin My skin is white, white lake the snow Only some pimples and a big fat wart Oh tattoed man I adore you so You're passing by, an eagle on your bac...Read Full Lyrics

[Written by tankard (Gutjahr/Zissel/Thorwarth/Geremia)] Far beyond Mortality and flesh In the shadows of the darkness Beyond the final breath Exists the other side Eternal hate W...Read Full Lyrics

It's such a mystery Can someone tell me the meaning of life? It's really killing me Who's got the rap on the meaning of life? Kama Sutra, Bible and Koran - no answer, man Not a clu...Read Full Lyrics

I swear you Eternal love Please hear me You're the only one When I kiss you I'm in heaven. Babe And my heart Stands in burning flames Since the first day I met you It was all up w...Read Full Lyrics

Can this be or am I dreaming? What a mess! Woke up drunk lying on the floor This cannot be, my place is trashed Broken bottles everywhere Vomit oozing down the stairs I asked mys...Read Full Lyrics