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In the times I dream Jesus It's like he's coming through the walls When I'm working at my desk at night I hear his footsteps in the hall You can believe me not believe me I'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna love you for a hundred years. Through suffering and celebration dear Cause only you can make my lies come true You can make lies real, You can make me feel, Like dri...Read Full Lyrics

Old San Francisco, San Francisco B.C I lived with my true love and she lived with me "Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie" Was the very first thing she imparted to me We h...Read Full Lyrics

Send in the clouds. Bring down the rain. Shut all the blinds, turn out the lights: I feel insane when you get in my bed. I am the trick my mother played on the world Seventee...Read Full Lyrics

I heard they were taming the shrew I heard the shrew was you You might as well say fuck me cause I'm gonna keep on Keep on loving you I'd crawl over fifty yards of broken Gl...Read Full Lyrics

When God was young, He made the wind and the sun Since then, it's been a slow education And you got that one idea again The one about dying. Oh oh oh I'm lightning Oh oh o...Read Full Lyrics

Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water And their mustaches caked with airplane glue O come ...Read Full Lyrics

“In other words, don’t flinch, don’t foul, and hit the line hard.” Squirrels imported from Connecticut Just in time for fall How much fun is a lot more fun? Not much ...Read Full Lyrics

Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet? Cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette. Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Gets depressed...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: David Berman] I saw the river playing in the valley Rushing 'round a bend and skipping stones I saw the meadow wobble in the moonlight I've come to get my girl and ta...Read Full Lyrics