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Standin' by the store at a quarter to eight Just before opening time I look at my reflection gotta lose some weight First I need a bottle of wine Look at me now I got a smile on my...Read Full Lyrics

She's been scanning for males in the room She's been tanning and spraying perfume She got tricks up her sleeve and She's doin' her best to be noticed She's leaning forward to show...Read Full Lyrics

Some guys are sayin' she's dirty I heard 'em sayin' she's slick Girls are sayin' she's flirty And never misses a trick But she's a natural woman A very natural styles Allways voic...Read Full Lyrics

They call me sloppy jalopy I got a whole lot in my head I never get up early baby Just to get out of bed I eat the jalapeno yes I do And then I take a creamy dreamy Hot stinky poo ...Read Full Lyrics

When I see your head I see money I see a whole lot of money to be made When I see your head I see the sun shining On a million little people drinking lemonade Sell your head sell ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna tell a story and it goes like this Living my life and it was full of bliss I did not have a problem that I could not handle I kept my life nice and tidy like the home of ...Read Full Lyrics

I met a woman down in Mexico Sweet as sugar with a heart made of stone We drank tequila by the light of the moon I didn't know that she would be my ruin She said she knew about the...Read Full Lyrics

Once in a while I don't feel that fine I've got this feeling that they call the blues I know it's time to call the hot line I'm begging Candy, give me the news I said shake shake s...Read Full Lyrics

There was a time when I loved you There was a time you loved me too There was a time we were both feeling good Now I don't know what to do You're letting me go and that is new Mayb...Read Full Lyrics

The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke from a coma He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed He's a man on a missio...Read Full Lyrics