Ready For Ralph Lyrics

Early warning Stranger on the radar Ripple in the wavelength Leave it in the hands of fate Nobody noticed the difference in the readout The sadness in the answer A twist in the lo...Read Full Lyrics

Samson was a comfortable racehorse Samson was an easy ride Samson was born to be a racehorse Samson gave us a pony and died And one day Samson he kicked to the left Samson he kicke...Read Full Lyrics

Rosie, I wish that you were here I miss you so much. Rosie, my dear. Rosie, I miss the hell that we raised and the trails that we blazed. I miss The other half of me. My Rosie Ro...Read Full Lyrics

If they auctioned my heart On The Sale of the Century Would it still be there At the end of the show? Would the Quizmaster-man Call it a booby prize 'cos nobody wanted to know If t...Read Full Lyrics

Save me a mountain to climb Save me a river to cross At midnight the sound of the stockyard trains Wail in the distance and rattle my chains Save me a valley like the one in the di...Read Full Lyrics

God was sitting on his throne the other day Looking round on a cloud He was looking for something important to do Something big and loud Big bang, big bang Big bang went the thing ...Read Full Lyrics

Midnight Saturday sat in the dark Watching the ceiling falling apart The air-conditioner's been busted for weeks So the smell of cooking seeps through the floor I can't eat no more...Read Full Lyrics

If a man, A, who weighs 11 stone leaves from his home at 8: 30 in the Morning in a car whose consumption is 16. 25 mpg at an average speed of 40 M. P. H. To his office which is 12 ...Read Full Lyrics

Ding dong, ding dong Hi! Hey! Sorry we're late You're not the first Oh Great! Hey listen I'm sorry but we can't stay late So we parked in the middle at the top by the gate On the ...Read Full Lyrics

Are you bored? Are you jaded? Has all the enthusiasm faded? Are you one of those people Like glazed fruit Who sit there in shell-shock Till the dot on your screen disappears? Are y...Read Full Lyrics