Real Presents Lyrics

I hate girls, cars and ice cold beer if I didn’t make myself clear I said I hate girls, cars and ice cold beer what would happen if I joined a rockabilly band I’d take those ca...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)Your pardon I do begPat Sajak is an eggVerse:An egg is hosting Wheel of FortuneHow can this be?It is so ridiculousAs anyone can seePat Sajak is a she...Read Full Lyrics

There's a goth barbequeAnd we want to invite youBut none of us are any more gothThan David Lee RothThere's a quincineraAre you going? You'd betterMy cousin will not turn 15 againBu...Read Full Lyrics

Don't go for second best babyPut your love to the testYou know, you know, you've got toMake him express how he feelsAnd maybe then you'll know your love is realMy mama told me when...Read Full Lyrics

I miss my chickYeah, I miss my chickI miss her lipsAnd the way she kissI can see her face stand over meBut she ain't there man, don't you seeBut I just got off the phoneAnd she mis...Read Full Lyrics

bet your bottom dollarit won't last that longhopeless outside the moatshedding like a flowerhoney on your breathegod knows how far you'll goothers tried to love youclaiming the fre...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever she's feeling emptyWhenever she's feeling insecureWhenever her face is frozenUnable to fake it anymore Her shadow is always with herHer shadow could always keep her smallS...Read Full Lyrics

she held a thrift store pose with Cure on the stereoa pastor for the scenethe way she stood on her toes for songs that she didn't knowand lyrics kids can't readshe was pretty in pi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm saving this high for you and methe summers at your doorschools out for summerdon't watch it fall apartit's up to youit's up to me and youcan slow this downarrows scrape across ...Read Full Lyrics

the devil can judgeyou're on the same side looking inthe grass is orangea whore to the spina degree is a crutch they sold you100,000 thinnow your fathers selling off the last dropn...Read Full Lyrics