Realities Lyrics

(spoken) 'This song is called "Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11: 00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1: 00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Offi...Read Full Lyrics

Christine Lavin "Replaced" I have been replaced in your life. Why am I surprised? I'm the one who walked away; you're the one who cried. Now I hear that you've recovered; I should...Read Full Lyrics

The boats are bobbing on Rushcutters Bay The joggers are jogging their lives away My knees give out before I run a quarter K I'm not an athletic girl The Sydney sun is heating up t...Read Full Lyrics

Christine Lavin "The Kind Of Love You Never Recover From" I know a couple; she sits in a rocking chair Working puzzles; he watches tv upstairs. She's got a secret she has never let...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: Sing along, it will help you with your male bonding kind-of-thing... Who like to talk about their feelings? (Sensitive New-Age Guys) Who's into crystal, who's into heali...Read Full Lyrics

ACT ONE The note said "Darling... I hate to tell you this way, But I've run off with your Roommate, Signed - Your Fiance". I sat down and cried. What else could I do? That's when I...Read Full Lyrics

It's Ten O'Clock in Toronto I check into a room on the 21st floor I'm travelling on cruise control Turn on the tv and lock the door I hear a news reporter She says "we are looking ...Read Full Lyrics

Christine Lavin "Until Now" "Yes, I know I drink too much," he said, "but it's under control. I've never picked a fight with a stranger; I've had no accidents on the road. It doesn...Read Full Lyrics

Venus kissed the Moon tonight We watched her in the Sky She's been - flirtin' with him for centuries Too bad he's so shy He's waxing He's waining You don't see Venus complaining Sh...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to tell you a story About what it's like to be a walking hypochondriac in the 1990's Oh but I can't 'cause... I'm not feeling good I think I'm coming down with something, ...Read Full Lyrics