Reasons Not to Be an Idiot Lyrics

Let's begin at the beginning:We're lovers and we're losers,We're heroes and we're pioneers,And we're beggars and we're choosers.We're skirting round the edgesOf the ideal demograph...Read Full Lyrics

The single saddest thing that I ever heard you sayWas on the day I told you I had to go awayYou said "Darling baby please, if you really mean to leaveCan't I just hold you for a li...Read Full Lyrics

Parents don't be too kind to your kids,Or how else will they grow up to beLouche Parisian sinners or Nashville country singers,Singing about the terrible things their parents did?L...Read Full Lyrics

Whatever happened to childhood?We're all scared of the kids in our neighboorhood;They're not small, charming and harmless,They're a violent bunch of bastard little shits.And anyone...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody's got themselves a planEverybody thinks they'll be The man including the girlsThe musicians who lack the friends to start a band,The singer song writersThe rest of us are...Read Full Lyrics

To the east to the eastThe road beneath my feetTo the west to the westI haven't got there yetAnd to the north to the northNever to be caughtTo the south to the southMy time is runn...Read Full Lyrics

Lunchtime Friday, leave work earlyRushing through the suburbs to the station to catch the trainHeading up to town to Dave's to get my glad rags onBecause lately I've been running d...Read Full Lyrics

My father is called Miranda these daysShe's a proud transgender womanAnd my resentment has started to fadeBecause it was never about who she wasJust the way that he behavedAnd now ...Read Full Lyrics

Just give me one fine day of plain sailing weatherAnd I can f*ck up anything, anything.It was a wonderful life when we were together,And now I've fucked up every little goddamn thi...Read Full Lyrics

Let's begin at the beginning:We're lovers and we're losers,We're heroes and we're pioneers,And we're beggars and we're choosers.We're skirting round the edgesOf the ideal demograph...Read Full Lyrics