A doyen of Topiary once told me,
That one day he would like to grow a maze,
It seemed to be quite logical
That this should be his wish.
And with that
We both went our separate ways...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[VERSE 1]
Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope
Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways.
Then time creeps up unseen
And it puts me back at the fron...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[Verse]
He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
His hair was receding; his face it descended
Now he’s been up to Rodney S...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
The A is for my authority
Which many players seem to question,
Thinking they're somehow going to make me change my mind
B is for babies
Which a lot of managers cry like
After a dec...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Elevate!
Unemployments rising
In the Chigley end of town.
And it's speading like pneumonia;
Doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station;
Som...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
And The Pope...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
21 gun salute
I guess I saw it in my tv show
With the look of the sun on the city-scape
I caught the subway home with a belly-ache
When you look in the face of my friends
Wh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Moon Run
I shout all my obscenities from steeples,
But please don't label me a madman,
I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles,
As the bootleg Mark Chapman,
Cafe bars, idiots and pidgeons,
There...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[Verse 1]
I was the best friend you ever had
But that was over half an hour ago
You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad
An altogether more different snow.
Oh I don't know how it a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit