Reba (Two Worlds Collide) Lyrics

Y'all ready for this? You're a motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick I got a 40 dog, what you wanna do? I got my dick hard, yea...Read Full Lyrics

Here’s a little story that I think you’ll like It’s not about Shaq or Iron Mike So buckle your seat belts it’s gonna get choppy And listen to the tale of the time I foug...Read Full Lyrics

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three weeks old And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'roun...Read Full Lyrics

(Pop) (Fizz) What is that, Cristal? No! Dom P? Hell no! This is that Carlos Santana champagne! Oh shit! Santana dvx? That's my joint! Mine too! But a lot of these bustas don't know...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island] Okay everyone, Welcome to grammar class Today we’re learning about semicolons Oh, oh, oh Yes, Lonely Island? We use semicolons everyday Ca...Read Full Lyrics

I'm on shrooms! (yaaaaaaaaay!) I'm on shro-ooms! (yaaaaaaaay!) I'm on shrooms! (yaaaaaaaay!) I'm on shrooms! (Laaa, la-la-la-laa-la-la, lalalaaaaaaaa, la-la-la) (Laaaaaa, lalalalaa...Read Full Lyrics

[Rihanna sings:] "Eh, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rihanna. Shy Ronnie. We are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world. From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls. And the ...Read Full Lyrics

Yo it's the Lonely Island. We got my man, Jorm, Kiv's in the house, And me, you know who the F I am, and if not, Let me spell it out. They call me D you D E T H A T H A S S E X W ...Read Full Lyrics

Reach for the stars Whooaa Yeah You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner Welcome to the space Olympics The year 3022 Take ...Read Full Lyrics

Stork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin Stork patrol, with my storkies Stork patrol Yo what up, fine feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hollow legs, long beak,...Read Full Lyrics