Recurring Motifs In Historical Flirtings Lyrics

Where they met isn't relevant, So let's just say in the Wisconsin Dells. They drove fast through everywhere except Ohio. Because the cops there tend to cause a big fuss, And...Read Full Lyrics

Dearest pretty pistol: I'm afraid you can hold up mirrors to us And there will be nothing there. The planets swing and bob, But we've been here since the start, Watching y...Read Full Lyrics

Your super, you really are. Just like your tee-ball trophy says, you've come so far. It was just a matter, of a little time. Before you've got the dog, the tots, the pretty wife. T...Read Full Lyrics

Thanks for coming out on such short notice. We like your head shots, but your head could have been better. Regrettably, you're not right for consumers, So better (better) luck ...Read Full Lyrics

Beneath your thick skin, there must have been a creature Controlling you like a marionette robot. Or else how could you have said those things? Or else how could I have stopp...Read Full Lyrics

Ties shoes in double knots and prefers unhappy endings. Dreams of flying over neatly-trimmed landscapes. Hates the sunlight too. When boarding airplanes, Takes the aisle and k...Read Full Lyrics

The computer is on the fritz I got a million hits, yeah Somebody aimed for the door Somebody called for the whore Until the mainframe breaks again And the good guys get the ...Read Full Lyrics

In her youth she made tons of pence Ghost-penning songs for big hair aristocrats. Now she lies in a plush, velvet bed, Shaped like a coffin and filled with bats. And she is p...Read Full Lyrics

He timed it all just right For the sparrows first flight. But I said don't fly down there, The world is such a scare. But he flew down anyway And got chomped like easy prey....Read Full Lyrics

The forest scares the hell out of me. There are ghosts in there that tell you ferocious things. And old ladies with toads for pets Who mumble incantations that make you screa...Read Full Lyrics