Red-Neck Hippie Romance Lyrics

(Spoken Intro: There was a time in the days of our glorious west when a sun-baked cowboy would come ridin' his horse into town and he'd be sweating and tired, andhe never did get a...Read Full Lyrics

If you ever get down Nashville wayAnd you're lookin' for a laid back place to stay,You ain't got too much money to pay,I know a spot that's got to glow you away.Just ring the bell ...Read Full Lyrics

I have pawned...my golden recordsI have sold...my sequence suitsFor a bottle...of rye whiskeyI gave up...my fancy bootsNow I stand...here on the cornerWith a sad...sad tale to tell...Read Full Lyrics

(SPOKEN INTRO: Now Roland the Roadie was only a toadieWho set up the lights and the mikes for the showAnd Gertrude the Groupie was a rock 'n roll fanWho stood by the stage door in ...Read Full Lyrics

It's two in the mornin' on Saturday nightAt Rosalie's Good Eats CaféThe onions are fryin', the neon is brightAnd the jukebox is startin' to playAnd the sign on the wall says, IN G...Read Full Lyrics

His picture was in all the papers.They said that a legend had passed.The late evenin' news did a special reportAnd swore that hem'ry would last.They're playin' his records all week...Read Full Lyrics

Josie, it's been a long hard dayDown the road to where it at.I must have lost my wayWhen I got there, they said I was too late.Now you're the only one can get me straight.So won't ...Read Full Lyrics

Ah, play us some of the old songsLike you used to playOh sing us some of the old songsAnd roll the years awayLots of old and friendly facesSee them walking inSaying sing us some of...Read Full Lyrics

I'm pullin' out of the drivewayHeadin' for One-Oh-Five.The wife and kids are too busyTo wave me goodbye.They're glad they have me outta site.And I feel like a bird in flight.Six da...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, The SlithereedeeHas crawled out of the sea,He may catch all the othersBut he won't catch me.No, you won't catch me,Old slitheree-dee,You may catch all the others,But you wo.......Read Full Lyrics