Redneck Santy Claus Lyrics

Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time...Read Full Lyrics

Poop, I love my poop lasagne. It's always been there for me, I love my poop lasagne. Mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me, Being that rap is crap, hey! There's my poop la...Read Full Lyrics

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but I'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and tha...Read Full Lyrics

I was talking in my sleep, she said Taking pictures making faces Gone lost and incomplete Walking quiet down the street, wasted Searching far and finding nothing But graves of livi...Read Full Lyrics

(That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (A brave you man with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I d...Read Full Lyrics

(Through the steaming jungle Searching night and day A man named Stanley wandered on But never lost his way And this we heard him say) Hey, Mister Livingston Hey, Mister Livingsto...Read Full Lyrics

I got a girl named Bony Moronie She's as skinny as a stick of macaronie. Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on She's not very fat, just skin and bone. But I love her, a...Read Full Lyrics

Bad boy by Larry Williams ------- A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood, He won't do nothin' right just a-sittin' got to look so good. He don't wanna go to school and lea...Read Full Lyrics

You got the kinda face that I can't resist You got the kinda lips that ought to be kissed You got that funny little look, baby, in your eye Oooh-wee baby I just want to die You bu...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen Dylan but not The Dead Been to a rally of pot smokin' heads Taken a trip and I've lost my head And I've had some pretty's in my bed Yeah that's what I said Well I had som...Read Full Lyrics