Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese Lyrics

I'd gone to the hospitalFor simple surgery,When the slippery-fingered doctorDropped his watch inside of me.He tried to get it out.He tried and tried and tried.He couldn't get it!So...Read Full Lyrics

There were close to sixty candlesBurning on her birthday cakeShe meant to blow them outBut blew them over by mistakeThey flew across the tableScattered everywhereOne landed in my c...Read Full Lyrics

do you see what i seeno one has fallen quite as hard as we areand when your deadthis break wristwhen your swelling up your chestto take it all like the restwhat you find is simply ...Read Full Lyrics

if the phone rings and it's for me, tell 'em i'm in bed. the day, the dawn and two pillows went straight to my head. i'm half alive in my room at night. i'm half dead when the morn...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of minnie the moocherShe was red hot hoochie-koocherShe was the roughest, toughest frailBut minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-le(This is the story of minnie t...Read Full Lyrics

so sad, we've been running after hoursi can't keep my head upwe've been running into the industryinfected by the chemistryto feel, to feel these charms around your neckfeel what's ...Read Full Lyrics

disguised in feelings, washed awayaway over and overi thought you're swall awaywhen you think the flood is overpretending to be, searching for meyou're gone with timesbut hidden ti...Read Full Lyrics

we could say this is alright, but this is my last good-byemy story to hide, i'm hidden tonightfrom these grounds of hate, while i'm hoping that love returns againwe'll end this fat...Read Full Lyrics

Let's break the walls again.So it's time to open up the eyes.Let's break, let's break the walls again.I've done the best, now speak the truth and so I'll do.We can't, we can't deny...Read Full Lyrics

trust, a disappointment, a kill in the dark.the light goes out and we're still here this time.i'm afraid to take a look and for sure we give a fuck.we're around, we're around again...Read Full Lyrics