Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman Lyrics

I'm lookin' like a lobster Wearin' flipflops and a stetson Guess that's why they call it fishin' Instead of catchin' Cause I ain't had a single bite all day But I caught a buzz an...Read Full Lyrics

(Joy Swinea/Toni Dae) Right about now she's brushin' her hair Slippin' on her gown, wishin' I was there She just hates these lonely nights when I'm gone Right about now she's turn...Read Full Lyrics

I showered her in diamonds Sprinkled her in gold And all the red roses she could hold Makin' sure no compliment was spared Settin' in the back of a black limosine I flashed my cha...Read Full Lyrics

There's a burned out farm house down the road Barn's fallin' in, field's over grown Keep out signs on a broken fence, passers by say "what a mess" It don't cross their mind that no...Read Full Lyrics

(Al Anderson / Jeffrey Steele) I need something to brag about A new car, a big two story house I can't win her love without something to brag about Well goodness gracious, what's...Read Full Lyrics

Well I went to the doctor to tell 慹m the news I got a fever from my head to my shoes Nurse said sorry but the doc抯 not in He抯 got the fever too it抯 summer again (1st choru...Read Full Lyrics

(Mark Nesler/Jennifer Hanson) You can settle down in Mexico Runaway join a circus show Whatever, baby it's alright with me Take a walk in the pouring rain Sky dive from a jet airp...Read Full Lyrics

(Tom Shapiro/Tony Martin/Mark Nesler) Here's the thing about your memory It could be a thousand miles It could be as many days But when it's sweeping over me I'm so powerless It j...Read Full Lyrics

Talk To Me Texas (Don Cook/Bucky Jones/Curly Putman) It's lonely out tonight down here in Georgia And the oldest friend I've got I met today The woman that I love just up and left...Read Full Lyrics

I walked in. The band just started. The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought "no way" with all this ruckus [Chorus:] But af...Read Full Lyrics