Rhinestone Cucumber Lyrics

Nude shrewsJack Straw's sclera...Read Full Lyrics

The subject of this song is pilchardsThat's why it's called 'Pilchards'Pilchards are small fish and they are pilchards,Just like other pilchardsYou see, we like pilchardsSo we thou...Read Full Lyrics

Admitting a sandworm is the favourite pasttime of Zebedee's blanketA dusty whaleI farrow 'Pop-Up Pirate'...Read Full Lyrics

I ignore Boris YeltsinI inhale Bagheera's knee'Gimme Gimme Gimme' in a bald eagleTrout in vinegar...Read Full Lyrics

hey, uh huh huhhey, uh huh huhwhat I like about you, you hold me tighttell me I'm the only one, gonna' come over tonight, yeahkeep on whispering in my eartell me all the things tha...Read Full Lyrics

I got a twenty-dollar bill that says no one's ever seen you without makeup.You're always made up.And I'm sick of your tattoos,and the way you always criticize the Smiths... and Mor...Read Full Lyrics

Andy wasn't meanAndy had no self-esteemSo he was afraidThinking of his big mistakesAndy wasn't coolBut anyway he was a foolDidn't wonder whyEverything kept passing byAndy had no pr...Read Full Lyrics

I wore it outPlayed along a bitAnd missed a hitI'm out of trace nowWalked away nowAlright...Tried to fightI look at emptinessMy privatemessI'm out of place nowJust walked away nowA...Read Full Lyrics

these are the wallsthat will border my world now,these are the cornerswhere i can retire,these are the streetsi will slowly explore right now,these are the cloudsthat belong to my ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello hey now - The fonz is cool the fonzy don't cryHello hey now - Well ask Mr. T he's a real nice guyThere we go with a sign of a smileSlap in the goonies we're lost for a whileW...Read Full Lyrics