Rippy The Gator Lyrics

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have history Gold med...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market and try to scar...Read Full Lyrics

Anarchy Alien reeking havocOh the poor universeHe's taking bad songsYeah, he's making 'em worseAnarchy AlienSpreading his opinionEverything's oblivionWhen he's aroundAnarchy AlienF...Read Full Lyrics

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Sponges...Read Full Lyrics

Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. ...Read Full Lyrics

You come up to me, tell a dirty joke. You're trying to be funny, but you know what?It's not funny, It's just gross. Does everything you say have to be filthy?I don't think jokes ar...Read Full Lyrics

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughte...Read Full Lyrics

Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwea...Read Full Lyrics

I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came and t...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and ma...Read Full Lyrics