Rippy The Gator Lyrics

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll perfor...Read Full Lyrics

I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy and misery are what makes my career Watery graves are my stock and trade, but it's getting harder For all the boats that n...Read Full Lyrics

There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be s...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market and try to sca...Read Full Lyrics

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Spong...Read Full Lyrics

There's a tune inside my head That makes me wish that I were dead It keeps on going on and on And I don't even like this song I don't know where I heard it first But now it has bec...Read Full Lyrics

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking ba...Read Full Lyrics

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the su...Read Full Lyrics

Special guest vocalist, Mike's dad: Bob Mccormick (Mike's dad appears courtesy of Mike's mom) There once was a time when the country was wide. A time before cars and planes and mi...Read Full Lyrics

There was an old farmer Who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow Just shaking his Fist at some boys Who were down by the crick Their feet in the water Their hands on their Marbles...Read Full Lyrics