Robot Dog Lyrics

Please allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Chris And I do not exist It's just some shit that a kid did just for kicks An effort of the last ditch To stop the steel from slit...Read Full Lyrics

What's my name? Mc And what do I do? Rap. M. D.'s screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat. E. Are. Staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. Mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plast...Read Full Lyrics

Geek: ... Economics, I love economics... Bully: hey over there! Where do you think you're going? Geek: I'm gonna go home! Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without...Read Full Lyrics

I love this s-slide cause y-you can go all the way up And you come down And you go all the way up And you come down And you go all the way up And you come down And you go all the w...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. MC Chris) [Intro, MC Nate] hey, welcome to Mirrielees orientation my name's Nate and I'll be your RA for this year today we'll be moving into our dorms and building co...Read Full Lyrics

Way back college boy asked to a high school dance Couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. Didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, Til my best friend said that the red ...Read Full Lyrics

Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein...Read Full Lyrics

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my dick back All this s** affects my syntax The pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp infact So sit back, relax While I grind t...Read Full Lyrics

Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane Watch me think up a phrase then put my spit on ...Read Full Lyrics

White kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud Then getting high like a pitch pipe. Are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin' half pint? Th...Read Full Lyrics