Robot Girl Lyrics

Professor Night haunts a bar Where he says that there are Two chicks for every guy He says hi and gets laid He's got it made And he hardly has to try And they don't put up a fight ...Read Full Lyrics

Little Rita and her sister Bette Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy He took them for a ride one summer night Told the girls he was a big producer Truth be told he was a cheap s...Read Full Lyrics

It was the third of September That day I'll always remember, yes I will 'Cause that was the day that my daddy died I never had a chance to see him Never heard nothin' but bad thing...Read Full Lyrics

In my life there's just three things: Man versus nature, Man versus woman And man versus The Empire Brain Building Pontiac, pontiac Drive your car across the sky In my life there's...Read Full Lyrics

Drink from bottle when I home alone Spank the kids with a fork Run the appliances high-speed all day Switch stations every 5 seconds We are mostly mute with one another Soun...Read Full Lyrics

Maria called the police department On a Sunday afternoon "My husband's gonna kill me. Please send somebody soon." "Where is he, ma'am, is he at your door? Has he got you now? Can ...Read Full Lyrics

When two cars crash you just pull them apart But when lovers come together They get tangled heart to heart And nothing and no one can make them come unstuck Oh, love can be bad luc...Read Full Lyrics

Treated Like A Rubber Ball) My daddy took a look On the day that I was born And said he looks like corn And his feet are made of clay And then he walked away And when I began to cr...Read Full Lyrics

They're coming out the hills, ah! They're coming out the water They're pouring off the prairie, It's an attack! They're screaming like banshees, They're coming fully loaded T...Read Full Lyrics

It's just another chapter In the never ending story Of love that's lost it's glory And just slipped away So save your tears for Shakespeare Because no one's lost a life here We're ...Read Full Lyrics