Rock Like A Bard Lyrics

Some of these girls are a little bit faster And that's alright Some of these girls are a little bit calmer And that's just fine Some of these girls are a little bit different ...Read Full Lyrics

You may experience sexual frustration And your pants may get tight But raping people in the office Certainly is not alright And if you choose to grope ladies On their rear end...Read Full Lyrics

Smooth metal - layin' it down Smooth metal - all up in town Smooth metal - not wearing' a frown So silky smooth... Into the feel - smooth metal Keepin' it real - smooth meta...Read Full Lyrics

This is Sparta Honor, manhood, storming the gates Ruthless power, warrior state Fearless, feckless warriors these Iron will ruling the Peloponnese Iron will ruling the Pelop...Read Full Lyrics

Ankle bands are in place, wrist bands are tight The crisp morning air reassures me that I'm doin' it right Exercise without breakin' a sweat And if I blow on by you don't get ...Read Full Lyrics

Roaming the fields of ancient Japan Was a very particular kind of man He dealt justice at the end of a blade And dealt fury like the ace of spades Think you know who I'm talkin...Read Full Lyrics

In times of untold treachery You are a constant reverie We had a romance plenary A bittersweet memory But now it seems our love hath waned You are no longer entertained B...Read Full Lyrics

Paganini in a bottle Variation on a theme Clockmaker tinkering the model What does eternity mean? Tick, tock, tick time's almost gone Tick, tock, tick the answer's wrong ...Read Full Lyrics

Succubus... You come out crawling from the deeps Giving all men the creeps You are the one that was foretold The one more tempting than gold Horny demon, satan spawn Horny ...Read Full Lyrics

Driving in your car, moving in my lane Failing to signal yeah you're causing me pain Speeding up now just to block me So's that I cannot get off at my exit Terrible driver, t...Read Full Lyrics