Rock 'n' Roll Nerd Lyrics

Drove out of town, took a right onto a northbound highway. Was it really only yesterday. If I had known what now I know maybe I Would have taken a moment. Maybe looked over my ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I wake up in the morning at 11: 47 And I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection Merely mocks me li...Read Full Lyrics

Inner North London, top floor flat All white walls, white carpet, white cat Rice paper partitions Modern art and ambition The host's a physician Bright bloke, has his own practice ...Read Full Lyrics

I have an apology to make I'm afraid I've made a big mistake I turned my face away from you, Lord I was too blind to see the light I was too meek to feel Your might I closed my e...Read Full Lyrics

Somewhere in your wardrobe, I'd be willing to bet There's a t-shirt probably bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat But behind the de...Read Full Lyrics

Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift And like mo...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song for Phil Daoust Occasional Guardian newspaper journal-oust I never ever ever mentioned your name Or the review that you wrote, when I was new to this game But now t...Read Full Lyrics

I really like Christmas It's sentimental, I know, but I just really like it I am hardly religious I'd rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu, to be honest And yes, I ha...Read Full Lyrics

You grew on me like a tumour And you spread through me like malignant melanoma And now you're in my heart I should've cut you out back at the start Now I'm afraid there's no cure ...Read Full Lyrics

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker he's a total moth...Read Full Lyrics