Role Model Lyrics

Yo, mic checkTesting one, two, um, twelveThis is my dance song, can you hear me?Alright, turn my headphones upMy favorite color is red, like the blood shedIn Curt Cobain's head whe...Read Full Lyrics

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop ...Read Full Lyrics

It's like this and like that and like thisI'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin' cornersLookin' for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI'm meaner ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask meAm I afraid of deathHell yeah I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shitLook...Read Full Lyrics

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going,He decides to rob a liquor store(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes)But on his...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,And are not necessarily the views of anyone.Howeve...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa!A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'emAnd like, back and forth because ahThis is, what you thought it wasn'tIt beez, the brothers representin' the Dirty DozenI be...Read Full Lyrics