Roofies In Your Drink Lyrics

Today was gonna be the day i was gonna tell you we were through,Until i came to your house and i noticed something new with you.I couldnt believe my eyes i kept on thinking to myse...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]Met a girl over the netSaved our chats on a floppy disketteIt went well for a week or twoThen it all came ungluedOne night she said "br...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]I said forget about itAs I drive off away from the drive throughThis Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straightI said Bavarian CremeBut sh...Read Full Lyrics

Writhing in love you swearwhat you feel is realBending your every illusionYou fake it all too wellNumbing the mind rest insidethat hate left unspokenTasting the truth it's shyafrai...Read Full Lyrics

kitty attacks my foot even when i'm just walking by she doesn't like to be picked up by anyone including me her nose is black and neat triangle shaped like a kitty treat she is a s...Read Full Lyrics

You were once a sweet little girlso innocent and pureYour eyes were open and sureanyone could look right inI followed closely your gazeyou looked up towards the skyBut I watched yo...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful HeartHow can I know youWhere do we startHow can I show youYou make me feel more than real‘Cause real life never felt this wayThe stars align Above you glowAnd in this l...Read Full Lyrics

Collection, collect usWhen it's our time accept usCorrection, correct usTil we're clean disinfect usDeception, decieve usWe don't want to know believe usNo questionsJust don't leav...Read Full Lyrics

Kalte Sonne, schon tausend mal bist Du erfrorenWirst Du mich finden, warum suchst Du nicht in Deinem KopfUnd alle schweigen, niemand hilft Dir, diesen Weg zu gehenKannst Du ihn fin...Read Full Lyrics

The hints are far too obvious Do you see nothing beyond yourself? You're so predictable to me I don't buy the clich...Read Full Lyrics