Rum Tale Lyrics

(brooker / reid) *In the wee small hours of sixpenceAnd the lighted chandelierStands a rusty old retainerWhose old eyes are filled with tearsFor his master, good sir galant,Who is ...Read Full Lyrics

Psychiatrists and Lawyers destroying mankind Drivin' 'em crazy and stealing 'em blind Bankers and Brokers ruling the world Storing the silver and hoarding the gold Ain't no use in ...Read Full Lyrics

Chicken in the farmyard, there's an oven in your bin You're growing old with sorrow, you're growing fat with sin I was living in the graveyard, I was hanging from the wall I was li...Read Full Lyrics

Psychiatrists and Lawyers destroying mankind Drivin' 'em crazy and stealing 'em blind Bankers and Brokers ruling the world Storing the silver and hoarding the gold Ain't no use in ...Read Full Lyrics

Typewriter torment, dreadful diseaseCaught it the first day I touched the keysYou wear down your fingers and churn out your papIt eats up your life like a dose of the clapTypewrite...Read Full Lyrics

Still scowling black Good Captain Clack Must eat his humble pie His bed is made The colors fade His eyes once wet are dry The naked muse Who sits and chews Tobacco off a tree Remov...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

My Prussian-blue electric clock's Alarm bell rings, it will not stop And I can see no end in sight And search in vain by candlelight For some long road that goes nowhere For some s...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics

Jostle, hassle, elbow bustle In a swirling rainbow tussle Caught and frozen, broken sheen Now unites for one brief sceneLonely in the dark I gropeThe key's in my kaleidoscopeConfus...Read Full Lyrics