Rupert Trousers Lyrics

Do you wanna know where that man is from? He's on Snapchat, you cunt And then I saw a big man I got 4/10 every time I put that in a story Miss is like "what's that?" Windowsil...Read Full Lyrics

PX CD SS looks like SS without the line leather Wallpaper in the lift I still buy your shirt Through the eye of a needle The red blood of history At your disposal High heels...Read Full Lyrics

(Chorus) Some of these plants are burnt But all of these plants are wet You’ve done well darling you’ve worked hard It’s been a struggle but now you are all set (verse...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The screen gets a window and makes it right While I take out all the rubbish on who I don't like There's nothing in 'ere, I'm just ignoring my kids Spitting at some i...Read Full Lyrics

There's a man over there with yellow in his hair He thinks he's better than me I'm gonna bang him out when there's no one about At the end of the shift on the end of line three ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Alien mum dropping lethal cargo on the ship Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it Alien dad dropping lethal cargo in the ship Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it [V...Read Full Lyrics

The corner wakes everbody up Especially the 'me first' waitin' to jump Midnight snipers Prowlin' the shopping centre whilst it's quiet Whilst the flowerman sets up Braggin' ab...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Total Control Racing I was supposed to be going out, that took ages Kids are hardcore, aren't they? They don't mess about Madhouse, chit-chat, duties, more nappies ...Read Full Lyrics

When I walk home I think about you I sit down to dinner I think about you Teacher faces porn charges It's cold, really cold The 75 steps take me to the top of the hill I c...Read Full Lyrics

The corgi - the Palace gets it right The corgi - it's always warm at night The corgi - the driveway and the range The corgi Mighty old times where will we be Trench foot hor...Read Full Lyrics