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Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a sh...Read Full Lyrics

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat SiameseYet the food tastes great so you don’t complainBut that’s not chicken in you chicken chow mi...Read Full Lyrics

When Janet showed her coconutShe thought we wouldn’t mindIt’s just to have a little funShe’d do it all the timeShe getting flack for the coconutIt wasn’t covered upShe had ...Read Full Lyrics

A long, long time agoI can still rememberWhen I wrote this song and made a great big pileAnd now some chick with leather pantsWho barely sings and cannot danceHas made a crappy ver...Read Full Lyrics

Hide hide hide hide hide hide hideSee her storm out of the kitchenWith a blood-curdling screamShe’s not the girl that I first metThis one’s pretty meanMy woman chewed my head o...Read Full Lyrics

They say this world is coming to an endThey say that Jesus is your only friendThey say that from your sin you must be savedThey say there ain't no ace in all the cards you playedYo...Read Full Lyrics

this wallpaper has always beenthe backdrop for all of my daydreamsseeing it again makes me weepfor all of the things i amaftereverything i'm afterbut i could go out toniteand be so...Read Full Lyrics

hide in the hedgeswatch youjittering your legswalk on windowledgesjust to glimpseyour ankles againi had my chanceto kiss them years agoyou were sleeping and would havenever knowni ...Read Full Lyrics

i don't suppose you could inch me inunto your make-believe make-out benchopiumoh it's a sini can't finger your poppy skinoh i don't expect anythingi don't expect a thingshark circl...Read Full Lyrics

i’ve never been inside your house how the lamps glow strangely from the inside out the dark street address the numbers float inside my head i never set foot on your front porch l...Read Full Lyrics