Safely Wasting Away Lyrics

Wake up in the morning, smoke that cigarette, yum!Wake up in the morning, drink that cup of coffee, yum!Turn on early morning news, stories about children addicted to marijuana.Oh ...Read Full Lyrics

Look at you so scared to grow up - and youKnow that I'm scared too, but I know I've Got to move on 'cause I can't stay stagnantLike you. So I'll try to pick up the piecesAnd learn ...Read Full Lyrics

I am a cocaine addictI do a lot of drugsI smoke crack as I speakI get my kicks doing dopeI smoke weedI smoke weedI smoke weedI smoke weedI smoke my crack pipe every dayI have a goo...Read Full Lyrics

Superman had a big "S" on his chestHe was drawing on my nervesI got mad at his drunk assI gave him a war hell rideI whipped Superman's assI whipped Superman's assI whipped Superman...Read Full Lyrics

This is a highway patrol force This highway patrol keeps our highways safe in Illinois They do it by getting the drunk drivers off the road They also arrest lawbreakers and put the...Read Full Lyrics

I draw so goodI draw so wellI draw so greatRight onI'm running my inkpenI'm running my mouthI'm running my inkpenI'm running my mouthEvery year, I draw two thousand postersI do mak...Read Full Lyrics

Look out as I speak, buddy boyI'm going to pump you full of leadI'm going to kill you as I speakI'm going to shoot your head offI'm shooting out your lightsI'm shooting out your li...Read Full Lyrics

In 1990, I used to weigh 397 pounds I didn't feel good about being fat I was too fat for my height Suddenly, I started cutting down on fatty foods I'm slimming down I'm slimming d...Read Full Lyrics

This is the song that I'm gonna rap aboutIt's called that "I'm Sorry That I Got Fat (I Will Slim Down)"This is the song that is reminding me that I'm fixing to lose weight and go o...Read Full Lyrics

Reverend Henry E. Miller kicked William Bell in the assHe said he called him a fucking asshole and stole nine thousand dollars from his pulpitHe wanted to have him thrown in jailHe...Read Full Lyrics