Samurai Abstinence Patrol Lyrics

From the darkest pits of the deepest wellWe're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hellYou curse as our name passes your lipsWe're the two horsemen of the RockpocalypseFlying on th...Read Full Lyrics

Somewhere, deep in the slow eternal dance of the Heavens,Drifts a planet simply called "Earth"And among the otherwise unremarkable populationOf this planet are two incredible heroe...Read Full Lyrics

Came in like the breeze, I felt it in my knees Never will it leave Each day it is retrieved Seems like yesterday Your eyes craved this way Into my soul you stared And bored down e...Read Full Lyrics

Years ago when man was youngerOther people roamed this placeso find the signs they left behind themand tune into a new age race(chorus)It's the New Age, Harmony, Science and LoveJo...Read Full Lyrics

Yo Ninja Brian You see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! Hey kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school The othe...Read Full Lyrics

I need a thicker cloudNeed a heavier shroud tonightI need a newer, faster, longer lasting highI need a cure of uncut purityRescue me from securityI need a reason to shakeI need a w...Read Full Lyrics

We were rolling down Beale streetIn the Tennessee summer heatI can't say it's the land of freeBut I'll tell you, the booze runs cheapAnd then we met Drake's dadTold him we came fro...Read Full Lyrics

Private school girls, private school boysPlaying games, expensive toysPrivate school girls, private school boysDon DeLillo wrote White NoiseI tried so hard to find an inBut you wer...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you singing in the showerThe alarm went off againAnd now you're putting on your makeupI'm still laying in the bedAnd I thought I could never stayI'd feel stuck in one place...Read Full Lyrics

Before we ever had any hard decisionsBefore we ever had any rule of lawSavannah would laugh at me in her room at her parents’ houseAnd time how fast it’d take to take off her b...Read Full Lyrics