Santa Got Busted By The Border Patrol Lyrics

Kevin: Hey, man, I just saw the new number one country music video today. Zane: Oh, yeah? Pretty good song, or what? Kevin: Ha ha. Well, at least the girls were really hot. Ke...Read Full Lyrics

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro Well her name was Rita Flores Met her down in Matamores She was hotter than the Mexican sun She's one sweet Chicita My latino lolita I knew right then she h...Read Full Lyrics

Heaven sent an angel to me to save me from lots of misery She seemed to fall right out of the sky I caught her here in my arms Well, life was really peachy, things were really kee...Read Full Lyrics

Sunset by the lake, it looked just like a dream My world stopped on a dime when she hopped out of that jeep All my buddies said, "Boy don't waste your time "She's out off your leag...Read Full Lyrics

I was out drinkin' with my buddies Right after work, boots still muddy Did a shot then we shot the breeze Shot some pool, like we always do Everybody buyin' everybody rounds ...Read Full Lyrics

So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version of the triple crown Well I...Read Full Lyrics

I'd give the sun and moon just to hold you girl, I'd give anything, your the only one in this whole wide world Who makes me feel this way. You came to me just like you were An ange...Read Full Lyrics

Ole lady's chewin' on my ear There's moanin' and groanin' I don't wanna hear I know her mouth is makin' words All I heard was "blah, blah, blah" Same ole story, just another day A...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Not long ago you saw your picture in my wallet I fumbled the bills to keep it hidden You said "Stop it, why?" I wanna run but don't know how "You keep on worrying I...Read Full Lyrics

Don't want the world to know I'm by myself Don't want the world to know I'm on your shelf But if you want to try at all Stay for the night, tell you why nothing's right if you...Read Full Lyrics