Santa's Beard Lyrics

Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work On Mondays I never go to work On Tuesdays I stay at home On...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, there's the doorbell Let's see who's out there Oh, it's a seven Hello, Seven Won't you come in, Seven? Make yourself at home Hey, who's that other guy? Is that your friend the...Read Full Lyrics

Back in high school I knew a girl Not too simple and not too kind We both grew up, but I heard she'd changed From a new wave fan to another kind She thinks she's edith head But yo...Read Full Lyrics

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing He ask...Read Full Lyrics

See them over there See them moving down the road Their arms held out ahead And their eyes, their eyes are closed Don't make any noise Cry out loud or stamp your feet You'll wake ...Read Full Lyrics

Solid, Liquid, Gas Solid, Liquid, Gas Ice is a solid Water is a liquid Steam, is a gas Rock is a solid (rock is a solid) Milk is a liquid ( milk is a liquid) And a...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Horrible Mr. Horrible Telephone call for mr. Horrible But before he can talk to the ugliness men There's some horrible business left For him to attend to Something unpleasant h...Read Full Lyrics

Avalanche or roadblock I was a snowball in hell Avalanche or roadblock A jailer trapped in his cell Money's all broke, and food's going hungry If it wasn't for disappointment I wo...Read Full Lyrics

The other day my neighbor has a dented bike Second day he called me from intensive care Says he needs a picture of the dented bike For the evidence of what a wreck he had Accident...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen Spider He is our hero Spider Get rid of Spider Step on spider Spider We love you spider I promise not to kill you Spider Spider We love...Read Full Lyrics