Satan's Trampoline Lyrics

When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi sword, Now fuck off. No...Read Full Lyrics

Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. Chorus: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy the cross, Blood, gore...Read Full Lyrics

Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board and a baseball hat, Don't fill me with your right on crap. So you've got a board ...Read Full Lyrics

All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey. Baaaa Lrry Lamb is Go...Read Full Lyrics

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Weebles are around, Don't fall down Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Don't fall dow...Read Full Lyrics

I told my boys that I found The best woman around She’s so sweet My fantasy treat - uuuhhh Sexier than lingerie Strong as serrated blade Smart as can be You'd think she ha...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Since the day that I left you my life has been worthless without you And I tried to get by on the wings of my pride every night I need you (Girl) Life for me has been emp...Read Full Lyrics

General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and Cress sandwiches, none of which make the blindest bit of difference, cause you Can't understand a bloody w...Read Full Lyrics

Don't want to be, living Life in Misery Oh why, don't know why, Has to Be (Has to Be) I just can't see, why this love has forsaken me Oh why, don't know why, Has to Be (Has to B...Read Full Lyrics

Some people they live in the streets, They have so little to eat Ooo, Ooo It's a Mystery They have no place to call home Living this Life all alone Ooo, Ooo It's a Mystery Ch...Read Full Lyrics