Saturday School Lyrics

I wear really short skirts I like really short shorts And my titties hanging out Guys will stare at me, 'cause I'm pretty They should know better, 'cause that makes them shitty My...Read Full Lyrics

Smoking six packs a day, what else can I do Call the cops on some kids trespassing in the pool I like to play neighborhood watch Though my neighborhood should watch out for me I m...Read Full Lyrics

Dressed for success, ready to conquer some pussy Target polo and a beanie from Hot Topic Yeahhh, dunno how the ladies are gonna' stop it What I lack in witty remarks I make up for...Read Full Lyrics

When I was four I got a cat In a box for my birthday How cool is that I got to name him 'cause he was mine I picked Fiesta, so we had a good time He would scare me in the middle of...Read Full Lyrics

I don't wanna' go to school I want to have a date With my mommy, 'cause she's great I feel safe when she's driving I can just stare at all the trees Long as I got my Power Ranger...Read Full Lyrics

This one likes to protest against eating baby cows How serious can we take it Your videos are recorded in your stepmom's basement This one used to be a stoner Then you got sober T...Read Full Lyrics

Putting my patience to the test When the hell is the rest of this shift gonna' be over It's like i intentionally leave the comfort of my home To go to a war zone just to pay for my...Read Full Lyrics

You got opinions, I got them too Why do you get offended at the things I say and do You take offense while always on the defense Not really sure how that makes sense You stress wh...Read Full Lyrics