Sayonara Suckers Lyrics

Well I can't get the phoneLeave a message at the toneI am laying in the showerWith a bottle of PatronAnd I probably won't be back to work tomorrowI've got enough tequilaTo kill a m...Read Full Lyrics

Miss Caroline has beautiful friendsThey open all the letters she sendsThey pass in the hallways once in awhileMost people don't notice their discrete little smilesYou may think you...Read Full Lyrics

Ik bun Vulgaris MagistralisEn ik rij op ien mammoot in het rondIk kok mien potjen op een werkende vulkaanEen dinosauris nuum ik een halve haanWodan en Donar bunt achterneef'n van m...Read Full Lyrics

Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearest friend of mineI have nearly died three times since morningAnd I'm quite perplexed on what to doI feel worse when I'm with youI feel worse when I'...Read Full Lyrics

Oh whoa whoa whoa whoaHe said things, he said thingsHe shouldn't have saidHe should've kept his mouth shutCleared his headHe lost his coolGot lazy insteadNow me and ChevezWe're wai...Read Full Lyrics

AaahhhhhAaahhhhhAaahhhhhAaahhhhhLife could be so easyWhy you gotta make it so hard?Life could be so easyAll you do is make it too hardStare off into space all dayFollow your dog ar...Read Full Lyrics

Oh dear, oh dear, oh meYou make me disgusted to a painful degreeA real life horror / What a scabUtterly useless / Really revoltingI'm inclined to vomitI'm inclined to vomitI'm incl...Read Full Lyrics

I could never understand a single word the captain saidI could never love a girl who wasn't crazy in the headI could never be a farmer 'cause I don't get out of bedUntil the sun go...Read Full Lyrics

If I gave all my things awayCarried the rest in my memoryPaid all my debtsAnd said I love you to my friendsMaybe then the lightness would come to meOooooohJust say, "I'll go follow...Read Full Lyrics

It's my premonition, with all your conditionsMind your own, stay at homeSee that bad omen looming above?Remember - You don't worry enoughFlushed in red, won't move an inchNothing i...Read Full Lyrics