Scandalous Scholastics Lyrics

'81 was the year shit hit the fan in a major way A sad day for aspiring artists Almost 20 years after the fact I'm still on my hustle Diggin' graves for aspiring artists Pushing da...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse: One] I'm like nine minutes away from finishing my nine hour shift And wishin I was gone nine hours ago Cause nine hours wasted, tossin back of this chicken I coulda written...Read Full Lyrics

(Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1. Action!) Bartender! "Yeah I hear your wise ass, give me a minute." I'm trying to get this round over here. "What do you think I'm just working...Read Full Lyrics

(I think we're ready for eh, the second installment of the Sloppy Love Jingle. Roll it. Action!) Ok, continued What's next upon the menu? Hmm, maybe I should crack a joke Attack a...Read Full Lyrics

Today I wasn't even gonna take a shower And then I got a call sayin' that my cousin died in a fire. So I washed myself for what seemed like three hours In tears and rusty water. I ...Read Full Lyrics

When I close my eyes that's when she appears I grab her by the thighs and I pull her near But to my surprise it's just what I fear Cause when I turn on the lights there's no one th...Read Full Lyrics

My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so listen close Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te Make me your radio And turn me up when you feel low This melody was meant for you Just sin...Read Full Lyrics

The bombs been detonated I'm just waitin' for an explosion, I was just waitin' on 2nd and it was time for me to close in on 3rd With blurred vision and in, precisely placed slurred...Read Full Lyrics

I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab Before she left she made a dashboard confessional And spilled her guts in cursive...Read Full Lyrics

The other night I got arrested by the Karma police beat down And didn't bother waiting for my receipt, hopped on my feet and skipped town They say "What Goes around Comes Around" a...Read Full Lyrics