Scavenger Type Lyrics

She had lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. She's got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee... Between 2 parked cars, On a we...Read Full Lyrics

It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don...Read Full Lyrics

A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't be quite as bright W...Read Full Lyrics

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think...Read Full Lyrics

So she cried alone for hours And she did lines off the floor She thought of the unthinkable Then she crushed up even more She never thought they take her baby She didn't even know...Read Full Lyrics

Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell All my life, I never said when Again, again and agai...Read Full Lyrics

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not to...Read Full Lyrics

[Version 1] Gonna find some girls tonight My friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around The girls that look like drugs and alcohol Six pack girls, Six pack gir...Read Full Lyrics

I play pool, Cause I'm no fool. I play pool, Cause I'm cool. I play pool after school, I play pool all the time. Cue in my left hand, beer in right. I shoot and drink all through ...Read Full Lyrics

Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe The Reagans had a secret the public couldn't know At Winterland his wife was wankin' a kid And he couldn't let anyone know what she ...Read Full Lyrics