Scientology Lyrics

We need some chicks up here! So we can spray them down with beer! We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes We wanna see some girls with great big boobs! Come up to the ...Read Full Lyrics

It's getting late you're gonna die They're trying to scare us with their lies The 700 club is full of shit The evangelists can suck my dick I don't need religious bumfucks anymore ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh baby, it's rag time Makes me happy Don't lick the wound That never heals It's my s** therapy Come sit on my Face and bleed We've discussed this before I know it pleases The fuc...Read Full Lyrics

When I sing songs I sing about what I know But I don't know too much so I don't sing about nothing I get my words from reading tv Guide I steal all my solos from the Rolling Stones...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa washed her hair on Monday Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday Lisa washed her hair in Thursday Then her husband noticed that her shampoo Had ups...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up america Be a good american Buy american Pledge your next car to be american Oh what a bunch of shit Nazi propaganda Thanks to crap like that I've got a cruse missile in my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm an idiot and I don't care It doesn't bother me when the people stare My mind is blank I don't get confuzed Cause I can't think with a blown fuse I'm an idiot and I don't give ...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Friend, how have you been? I think about you from time to time Some day, I'd love to know How you have grown since our last goodbye I know the world is changing quickly ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I feel close Well maybe I’m not, heaven knows It’s a spotlight stuck on the ceiling Why are these the things that I’m feeling? There’s so much time For me t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm broken, between disillusions Outside the window, noon-day communion I never understood kids in in the neighborhood Playing in the front yard, loosely committed N...Read Full Lyrics