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My girlfriend says I can't wear her clothes anymoreShe says I look just like a ten dollar whoreI don't care how my family feelsThis dress says "sex" with grandmother's heelsI'm a w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm number one, I'm in demandJust put that controller in my handInsert the cartridge and into the ringLace up my boots, it's time for wrestlingM-U-S-C-L-EM.U.S.C.L.E.M.U.S.C.L.E.I ...Read Full Lyrics

Plot it out with pens in spiral notebooksDemon squads and foes with grappling hooksWrite it down, only two dimensionalMake the killer death rate intentionalMaster of diagrams you a...Read Full Lyrics

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!(4x)Mike Tyson!Mike!Mike Tyson! - Punch-Out!!Mike Tyson!Mike Tyson!Punch Out!(2x)Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!(3x)Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!(4x)Mike Tyson!Mike!Mik...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas in 1988I couldn't conceive it'd be so greatWe're gathered around the synthetic treeI open presents with FamilyBut over there is one more boxWhy, it's a gift from Uncle Ro...Read Full Lyrics

His name is Bobby and he is a normal 15 year oldExcept his life changed when he found salvation in a gaming consoleHe use to be a Little League star but it's all over nowTrapped be...Read Full Lyrics

This is the greatest battle for planet EarthNow, is time for combatYou’ve got to show your worstChances are getting slighterSo go pull an all-nighterThe future’s looking bright...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, I just beat Mega ManWithout Game GenieYeah, I just beat Mega ManGot a YashichiFight for everlasting peaceMega Man, use your busterSave the worldYeah, I just beat Mega ManWith...Read Full Lyrics

We're gonna fight at the video storeWe're gonna fight, we're gonna do it hardcoreWe're gonna fight at the video storeYou got the last copy of Troma's WarVideo store!...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna shoot you with a vomit missleYou wouldn't trade me your penny whistleI don't buy your weak dismissalI'm gonna shoot you with a vomit missleOoo-ooo-ooo-ooooooA vomit missl...Read Full Lyrics