Secret Plan Lyrics

Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that sing Ever wonder who would buy these things? The ones with plastic Santas in their yards And custom license plates no one understands Strengt...Read Full Lyrics

Give me an "M"-M! Give me an "A"-A! Give me a "U"-you! Give me an "L"-L! Give me your money - Sure! What's that spell? - Mall What's that spell? - Shopping Mall 'Scuse me Pardon m...Read Full Lyrics

Lost the vote, but god elected me I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me I'm the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was President Meet the Terror o...Read Full Lyrics

When they came for the Jews I didn't protest, I wasn't a Jew When they came for the crack dealers I applauded that too Tired of tripping over homeless beggars At the latte stand Dr...Read Full Lyrics

In the dirtiest part of the city Where the sun refused to shine People tell me there ain't no use in tryin' My love, you're so young and pretty One thing I know is true You're gon...Read Full Lyrics

Well I come from a long line Of tree falling men And this company town was here Before my grandpappy settled in We kept enough trees a-standin' So our kids could tow the line But n...Read Full Lyrics

Used to be in a gang 'Till I beat a kid half dead In a video arcade Judge gave me a choice: Jail or the Marines Best time I ever had was being an MP Aw yeh I wish I was down in El...Read Full Lyrics

Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week Then it happens again S.U.V. damn near killed me They made the roads so unsafe I...Read Full Lyrics

Black cotton suit and a black tell Black... In the black scale I swear that you never felt pain Till you see the heart when you beatin on the flat lane Heart like a... Lead me when...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook: Jelly Roll] And I don't give a fuck What you say about me I don't care what you say about me And I don't give a fuck What you say about me I don't care what you say ab...Read Full Lyrics