Secretary Hump Lyrics

Get off your back and service me or be smacked Bend on over here, I'm putting pain on your rear Brains in her head she lacks So service me or be smacked I do it with every chick Ma...Read Full Lyrics

It's the sandwich of love, one below and one above In the sandwich of love, crustin' and grossin' She hasn't been laid in days Now she's covered in Mayonnaise She's a woman with no...Read Full Lyrics

Suck and fuck and cook and clean Baby you know what I mean You gotta do it every day Suck and fuck and cook and clean S*** you know what I mean It's your daily routine First you s...Read Full Lyrics

Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I'm Shocked & grossed Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed Shoked again Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I'm throughly shocked Shocked & gr...Read Full Lyrics

We're creepy crawlin' through the night We're lookin' for some pussy good and tight Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep For us to sink our dicks in deep Little Betty wasn't too ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the one that can make you come I'm the one who can make you high I'm the one who's a lot more fun So run away from that guy I'm the one who has hard meat Leave yer man it's ti...Read Full Lyrics

Wine you and dine you Baby yer so fine Wine you and dine you Let's sixty nine Lets go yer house And kick back in the shade Take off yer blouse It's time to get laid Wine you and ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the time for the thrills I got an assortment of knockout pills Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed I know you'll be givin' head This is what I got for you A ton of drugs to do So ...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you what happened the other day Met this woman I took home to lay I went over to the sleasy diner Met this wench sporting a shiner She said Duce, kick back and don't b...Read Full Lyrics

We’re out here by the fire 
My girl is outta reach 
Slowly downing my bottle, Gettin’ ready for my fucked up speech And I want and I want and I want and I want Some ...Read Full Lyrics