Sell Em' All Lyrics

Punched in fortunesBlind extortionsWe don't give benefitsCall for suctionsMake reductionsWe don't give bene-fitsGo home you've been let goPack (pack) up (up) you fucking suckShh,Pr...Read Full Lyrics

Af-ter-ter-ter sledding and doing cocaine I prefer to ride a bitchin roller coasterSlow jam in hand my man I?ll take this show into the night(A)gility, (U)tility, (Mo)bility, Desir...Read Full Lyrics

Check your answering machineI made fun of your great (yeah that was great so great yeah)Grandfathers, grandmothers limp because the little girl at the Rexall said she needed a lift...Read Full Lyrics

It's time to season the fruit garden sister Jesus asked me to put your name backwards (on backwards)on the marquee (the marquee)I pleaded the fifth and headed into the legs of a pr...Read Full Lyrics

By twenty eight you claimed you stopped eating birth control like little fruity pebbles in the morningAlas alas lets see your new degreeShining bright like the goddamn infinity num...Read Full Lyrics

That urine was sweetah then the time you dropped hot wax on my hard nipples and called me the Queen VictoriaRiding my ship is no longer free after its staffed begged for the healin...Read Full Lyrics

Salt sugar coat new jack hard go manSuzanne believe we worked up beat up pension plansHot times Belize says praise be your palm pilot strategiesWhite kids hear me out nowYou faked ...Read Full Lyrics

Upon checking out your nephews colon problem I've decided to move to Hong Kong to embrace myself in open prostitutionWhen your father crushed my comprehensive touch he made me madd...Read Full Lyrics

Take a thousand chicks and move to CanadaRun Ryan run for French metapauseThat little boy he's a goddamn ShakespeareShakespeare? ShakespeareDietary protein shakes push envelopesFak...Read Full Lyrics

It don't matter When you turn Gonna survive Live and learn I've been thinking about you, baby By the light of dawn And in my blues Day and night I been missing you I've been thi...Read Full Lyrics